10 Things I Hate About You
In this modern Shakespeare adaptation (another?), Kat
(Julia Stiles) waxes poetic about beloved boyfriend, a boy first hated and then loved
and then lost and hated again and soon to be loved again.
| 100 Girls
Matt (Jonathan Tucker) is confronted by a tense situation: Dora the (lonely) Smart Girl (Marissa Ribisi) is standing on the ledge of the
dorm's roof, staring off into space.
| 101 DalmatiansThe dastardly evil Cruella De Vil (Glenn Close) promises the runaway puppies that she will have the last laugh and obtain her puppy-skin coat; she'll win the wardrobe.
| 300Three monologues from this historical epic: Queen Gorgo (Lena Headey) pleads on behalf of her husband's improvised army; the over-accessorized Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) lures the deformed hunchback Ephialtes over to his side; Dilios (David Wenham), a general of Leonidas' army, sings the praises of his king.
| About Schmidt
After having met his daughter's future mother-in-law, the outspoken Roberta Hertzel (Kathy Bates),
the timid widower Warren Schmidt (Jack Nicholson) wishes that he hadn't.
| The AbyssLindsay (Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio) relays a message to her husband whom is on a
mission several miles under the sea, endangering himself to the extreme.
Only available upon request. Please email me for this monologue.
| The Accused
Deputy D.A. Kathryn Murphy (Kelly McGillis) prosecutes the men who encouraged the rape of her client.
| Addams Family Values
A true representative of the family name,
Wednesday Addams (the prodigy Christina Ricci) brings unforeseen chaos
down upon a Thanksgiving pageant at summer camp (huh? shrug.)
| Addams Family Values
Scheming "black widow" Debbie Jellinsky (Joan Cusack) picked the wrong family to pick on -- and she certainly picked the wrong rich bachelor when she set her murderous sights on Uncle Fester.
| Agnes of
GodHallucinating after being under
hypnosis, disturbed mysterious Agnes (Meg Tilly) remembers things
from her past.
| The American PresidentA decision President Shepherd (Michael Douglas) made has cost Sydney Ellen Wade (Annette Bening), his girlfriend, her job, and she storms out, angrily.
| AnnieDiminutive foster child Annie (Aileen Quinn) hates to reject Daddy Warbucks' latest gift, but she has her reasons.
| Another EarthRhoda (Brit Marling) has established a friendship with the troubled man whose house she cleans, weekly. He's also the person whose family she killed, while she was driving drunk, although he does not know this. She tells him a story about the first man in space and a unidentifiable sound.
| Anywhere But HereTeenager Ann August (Natalie Portman) resents her mother's immature behavior and imitates her here, ridiculing.
Only available upon request. Please email me for this monologue.
| The Apartment
A victim of the "love 'em and leave 'em"
cliche, elevator girl Fran Kubelik (Shirley MacLaine) slides into a
depression.
| As Good As It
GetsIn love but she doesn't know it yet:
Carol (Oscar winner Helen Hunt) has one of those revelations required by
law to be in romantic comedies by one or both of the main characters.
| AtonementIn a tell-all interview at the end of the film, an older and terminally ill Briony Tallis (Vanessa Redgrave) explains why she wrote an altered version of her autobiographical story.
| Away from HerOn the way to a long-term care facility (for her advancing Alzheimer's disease) with her husband, Fiona (Julie Christie) digs a skeleton out of their closet.
| Beautiful
GirlsGina (Rosie O'Donnell) launches a
tirade against the unreal so-called "beautiful" women of the world. Rated
R for language.
| Because I Said SoMilly (Mandy Moore) breaks things off with supposed "perfect guy" Jason, after her meddling mother set them up together.
| The Big Chill
Obviously frustrated Meg (Mary Kay Place) gives a
run-down of (only) some of the problems she's had with men.
| The Blair Witch Project
From the Sundance Film Festival version of the film,
the famous extreme-closeup confession from hysterically scared and crying Heather
(Heather Donahue).
| Blood DiamondIdealistic journalist Maddy Bowen (Jennifer Connelly), writing an exposé on the diamond trade, refuses to give in to her source's cynicism.
| Body SnatchersThere's been four different versions of the "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" story. This one from 1993 has Meg Tilly (as Carol Malone) guilty of heavy psychological torture after being taken over by the alien spore. It also has Gabrielle Anwar naked and a terrible ending.
| Bound
Violet (Jennifer Tilly) schemes against her Mafia
boyfriend with her lesbian lover (Gina Gershon)--to the tune of two
million dollars.
| Breakfast at
Tiffany'sTo beat away the mean reds (not
at all comparable to the blues), Holly (Audrey Hepburn) advises
a trip to Tiffany's.
| Breakfast at
Tiffany'sHolly
Golightly (Audrey Hepburn) talks to her best friend about Jose, a rich
Brazillian businessman who proposed marriage to her.
| Brideshead RevisitedIn two separate monologues, lovers Charles (Matthew Goode) and Julia (Hayley Atwell) suffer through their respective existential crisises
| Bridget Jones's Diary
With her characteristic foot-in-mouth timing, Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger) declares her affection for Mr. Darcy (Colin Firth) right before his engagement is announced.
| Brokeback MountainEnnis' wife, Elma (Michelle Williams), exposes her husband's ongoing extramarital affair with his purported fishing buddy.
| Buffalo '66Kidnapped dance student Layla (Christina Ricci) masquerades and improvises as Billy's fictional wife Wendy, all for the sake of his terrible parents.
| Bull
Durham Annie Savoy
(Susan Sarandon) opens the movie with an explaination of the church she
belongs to.
| Bulworth
Fiery African-American activist Nina (Halle Berry) engages the
rogue senator Bulworth (Warren Beatty) in a frank discussion about politics.
Only available upon request. Please email me for this monologue.
| CandyCandy (Abbie Cornish) regards her relationship with drug addict Dan with magical, fantastic, legendary language.
| Can't Hardly Wait
Fed up with his facade of a personality and his
refusal to show any true colors, Denise (Lauren Ambrose) tells off her
former best friend.
| Center Stage
Jody, our hero, explains to the director Jonathan Reeves and her teacher Juliette
why she doesn't want to be in the American Ballet Company anymore.
| Chasing Amy
Holden has an unique solution (a threesome) to the problems between him,
his best friend, and his girlfriend (with a sordid past). Unfortunately,
Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams) doesn't think it's such a good idea.
| Chasing
AmyAnother monologue from
Kevin Smith's work: this time from Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams), speaking
about her philosophy on relationships while in the arms of
Holden (Ben Affleck).
| Chasing
AmyAlyssa (Joey Lauren
Adams) has a fiery argument with her "unlikely" boyfriend in a parking lot
over her lurid past. (There are a lot of great monologues in this movie.
Obviously.)
| ChicagoRoxie Hart (Renée Zellweger) is screwed (in more ways than one) by her lying boyfriend Fred. Hope she doesn't do anything rash -- oh, wait, she just did.
| Chicago
She didn't do it, but if she'd done it, how could you tell her that she was wrong? Except Velma Kelly (Oscar winner Catherine Zeta-Jones) did do it. And she's glad, glad, glad.
| Chicago
Ambitious murderess Roxie Hart (Renée Zellweger) stars in her one-woman show, performing and confiding in her imaginary audience.
| A Cinderella StoryUnlucky and downtrodden high schooler Sam (Hilary Duff) throws off her insecurities and stands up to her "prince" (the Big Man on Campus she originally met anonymously via an internet chat room).
| ClerksVeronica
(Marilyn Ghigliotti), thinking herself betrayed by an old "ex," kicks her
boyfriend Dante (Brian O'Halloran) while he's down.
| CluelessCher
(Alicia Silverstone) gives her unique view on the situation of the
Haitians immigrants in her high school class.
| Clueless
Popular, intelligent, but somewhat-oblivious Cher (Alicia Silverstone) reflects on her Beverly Hills misadventures and high school schemes.
| CollateralOverworked attorney Annie (Jada Pinkett-Smith) releases some job-related stress steam to LA cabbie Max (Jamie Foxx).
| ContactEllie Arroway
(Jodie Foster) testifies in front of Congress regarding her recent
experience; the experience and her integrity heavily
questioned.
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