Movie	Speaker/Context
Caddyshack	Completely nuts groundskeeper Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) is destined for total consciousness upon his death as decided by the Dalai Lama.
The Caine Mutiny	Completely insane Captain Queeg (Humphrey Bogart in one of his greatest roles) testifies, exposing his irrational paranoia, at a court-martial.
Camelot	After coming to the heartbreaking realization that his Queen and his trusted knight have fallen in love with each other, King Arthur (Richard Harris) finds himself at odds with his conflicting emotions over how to deal with the situation.
Candy	Candy (Abbie Cornish) regards her relationship with drug addict Dan with magical, fantastic, legendary language.
Can't Hardly Wait	Fed up with his facade of a personality and his refusal to show any true colors, Denise (Lauren Ambrose) tells off her former best friend.
Can't Hardly Wait	Stricken with a lust for revenge, William (Charlie Korsmo) conspires against the popular jock who made his high school years a hell.
Can't Hardly Wait	Stricken with an unfadeable infatuation, Preston Meyers (Ethan Embry) hopes the letter, pouring out everything he feels for the object of his affections, is enough.
Can't Hardly Wait	Preston (Ethan Embry) has been head-over-heels for Amanda Beckett since the first time he saw her; he hopes fate will bring them together at this party after graduation.
Capote	Convicted prisoner Perry Smith (Clifton Collins Jr.) recounts the events on the fateful night of his multiple murders.
Capricorn One	NASA scientist Dr. James Kelloway (Hal Holbrook) reveals the faulty life-support system to his previously Mars-bound astronaut employees.
Captain America: The First Avenger	Colonel Chester Phillips (Tommy Lee Jones) rallies the candidates for the alliterative Super Soldier Serum, including one scrawny young man named Steve Rogers.
Captain Blood	In this swashbuckling classic, Peter Blood (Errol Flynn, in his first starring role) may be a medical doctor turned pirate outlaw, but he will not accept a life without rules.
Captain Corelli's Mandolin	Pelagia's (Penelope Cruz) love life has been turned upside and she finds herself erotically touching her neck more than usual -- so she turns to her father (John Hurt) for advice.
Carlito's Way	In "Scarface," he played a big-time Cuban gangster. Here, Pacino plays Carlito Brigante, an Puerto Rican ex-con at the end of his rope.
Carousel	Doctor Selden (Gene Lockhart) gives an address at the graduation ceremonies that concludes this musical; little does he know that the ghost of Billy Bigelow (Gordon MacRae), father of one of the graduates, is also attending. Only available upon request. Please email me for this monologue.
Casablanca	Rick (Humphrey Bogart), no good at being noble, has done a lot of thinking since last night and has come to a decision regarding Ilsa. See this movie for the rest of your life.
Casablanca	Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid) hopes to get the much-sought-after letters of transit from Rick so to (at least) get his beloved wife away from Casablanca.
Casino	Sic transit gloria. If two mobster best friends Ace (Robert De Niro) and Nicky (Joe Pesci) knew Latin, they'd know this phrase. Glory fades.
Casino	After his fall from greatness, Las Vegas might as well be a empty stretch of desert to casino boss Sam "Ace" Rothstein (Robert De Niro).
Cast Away	His ordeal on the deserted island finished, the now clothed, beardless, and recovered Chuck Noland (Tom Hanks) affirms that tomorrow is indeed another day. Only available upon request. Please email me for this monologue.
Center Stage	Jody, our hero, explains to the director Jonathan Reeves and her teacher Juliette why she doesn't want to be in the American Ballet Company anymore.
Chasing Amy	Holden (Ben Affleck) confesses his love for Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams), which would be just all beautiful and good for both involved, except for one problem.
Chasing Amy	Another monologue from Kevin Smith's work: this time from Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams), speaking about her philosophy on relationships while in the arms of Holden (Ben Affleck).
Chasing Amy	Banky (Jason Lee) attacks his best friend's relationship with the girlfriend who has come between them, trying to knock some sense into an Affleckian skull.
Chasing Amy	The third one: Silent Bob (writer/director Kevin Smith) breaks character to explain the story behind the film's title to a troubled Holden. Rated R for much cursing.
Chasing Amy	Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams) has a fiery argument with her "unlikely" boyfriend in a parking lot over her lurid past. (There are a lot of great monologues in this movie. Obviously.)
Chasing Amy	Holden has an unique solution (a threesome) to the problems between him, his best friend, and his girlfriend (with a sordid past). Unfortunately, Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams) doesn't think it's such a good idea.
Chasing Amy	Hooper (Dwight Ewell) rages against the racism underlying the comic book industry--comically-- and he gets (a little) violent. Rated R for language.
Chicago	Roxie Hart (Renée Zellweger) is screwed (in more ways than one) by her lying boyfriend Fred. Hope she doesn't do anything rash -- oh, wait, she just did.
Chicago	She didn't do it, but if she'd done it, how could you tell her that she was wrong? Except Velma Kelly (Oscar winner Catherine Zeta-Jones) did do it. And she's glad, glad, glad--and same goes for the four other (English speaking) tango dancing residents of this cell block.
Chicago	Ambitious murderess Roxie Hart (Renée Zellweger) stars in her one-woman show, performing and confiding in her imaginary audience.
Chinatown	The mind of private detective Jake Gittes (Jack Nicholson) is in the gutter at exactly the wrong time -- there's a high-profile client in his office right as he tells this dirty joke (as only Jack can).
Christmas Vacation	Things never run smoothly for Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase), even during the (so-called) happiest time of the year. Two monologues, no sanity.
A Cinderella Story	Unlucky and downtrodden high schooler Sam (Hilary Duff) throws off her insecurities and stands up to her "prince" (the Big Man on Campus she originally met anonymously via an internet chat room).
Citizen Kane	Bernstein (Everett Sloane), former associate of the enigmatic Charles Foster Kane, remembers a girl who never saw him but he'll never forget her.
Citizen Kane	In one of the greatest films ever, newspaper magnate Charles Foster Kane (Orson Welles) speaks about his (ill-fated) empire & character.
City Hall	New York Mayor John Pappas (Al Pacino) addresses the hostile crowd at the funeral for a young boy killed in the crossfire between a drug dealer and a NYPD officer, successfully preventing an uprising.
City Slickers	At a career day at his childs school, Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) forsees a bleak future for everyone there, sharing his own misery.
City Slickers	But before Mitch gives his speech to the class, construction worker Sal (Robert Costanzo) gives his average day at the "office" presentation.
A Civil Action	Jan Schlichtmann (John Travolta), a tenacious lawyer, speaks about the ins and outs of his much-beguiled profession in these two monologues.
Clerks	An anonymous convenience store customer (Scott Schiaffo) suddenly assembles the customers against the cancer-causing smoking industry, but is quick to advocate Chewlies gum -- since he works for them.
Clerks	Veronica (Marilyn Ghigliotti), thinking herself betrayed by an old "ex," kicks her boyfriend Dante (Brian O'Halloran) while he's down.
Clerks	After Dante finds out that Randal (Jeff Anderson) has engaged in an exercise of poor judgment (so to speak), he has a few things to say and so does Randal.
Clerks	Slacker clerks Randal (Jeff Anderson) and Dante (Brian O'Halloran) discuss the building and the destruction of the Death Star in "Return of the Jedi" -- and a contractor joins the conversation to offer an apt personal experience.
Clockwork Orange	Thoroughly dangerous due to his general psychotic personality (the drug-laced milk does not help), Alex (Malcolm McDowell) and his droogs head out for a bit of the old ultra-violence. Pity the poor drunken bum.
Clockwork Orange	No better way to make young British hooligan Alex (Malcolm McDowell) hate violence than with aversion therapy: strapped down to his chair, with his eyelids wired open and violent images flashed across a movie screen. One of Kubrick's best.
Closer	Two very explicit dialogues (not for the easily offended). Dialogue #1. Larry (Clive Owen) discovers his wife Anna (Julia Roberts) has been cheating on him for a year with Dan. Understandably, he doesn't handle this well. ... ...Dialogue #2. Larry tries to drown his depression in the company of stripper Alice (Natalie Portman)--who is also Dan's estranged ex-girlfriend. Larry is a deeply troubled man.
Clueless	High school class is interupted by the tardiness of Travis (Breckin Meyer) and his subsequent acceptance speech of his "award."
Clueless	Cher (Alicia Silverstone) gives her unique view on the situation of the Haitians immigrants in her high school class.
Clueless	Popular, intelligent, but somewhat-oblivious Cher (Alicia Silverstone) reflects on her Beverly Hills misadventures and high school schemes.
Coach Carter	The unorthodox coaching style of Coach Carter (Samuel J. Jackson) shows on athlete Timo Cruz (Rick Gonzalez).
Collateral	Drug lord Felix (Javier Bardem) scolds taxi driver Max (Jamie Foxx). (Max is being forced to impersonate the ice-cold hitman Vincent (Tom Cruise), after destroying the hitman's list of "appointments.")
Collateral	Overworked attorney Annie (Jada Pinkett-Smith) releases some job-related stress steam to LA cabbie Max (Jamie Foxx).
Conan the Barbarian	Conan's wise father (William Smith) bestows the young barbarian and future king with advice from the heart. Only available upon request. Please email me for this monologue.
Contact	Ellie Arroway (Jodie Foster) testifies in front of Congress regarding her recent experience; the experience and her integrity heavily questioned.
Contact	In another speech from this film, Ellie Arroway insists that she and her project be taken seriously, even if right now it might be called just "science fiction."
The Contender	Senator Laine Hanson (Joan Allen) testifies in front of the confirmation committee, after having been battered by the information and disinformation dredged up by a small-minded congressman.
The Contender	President Jackson Evans (Jeff Bridges) defends his candidate for Vice-President to Congress, accusing the men and women there of not supporting her, for all the wrong reasons.
The Conversation	Clandestine surveillance expert Harry Caul (Gene Hackman) is a paranoid lonely and distant individual. So it shouldn't be any surprise that he can only confide to others through his dreams or in the dark anonymity of a confessional.
The Conversation	Harry keeps his life secret from one woman: his dedicated and good-hearted mistress Amy (Teri Garr). And in a moment of unlikely weakness, he tells too much to another, Meredith (Elizabeth MacRae), a two-faced floozy.
Cool Hand Luke	Luke (Paul Newman) unexpectedly stops his attempted escape from a chain gang to have his first conversation with God in a long time.
Cosi	One of the patients in a institution for the mentally ill, Doug (David Wenham), tells his (disturbing) story.
The Count of Monte Cristo	The reinvented Edmond Dantes (Jim Caviezel) establishes a friendship with the son of his hated enemy and his family.
The Count of Monte Cristo	The seafaring rogue Luigi Vampa (a great name for a pirate) (JB Blanc) offers a rather bloody deal to the escaped prisoner Edmond Dantes (James Caviezel).
The Court Jester	Wannabe-spy Hubert Hawkins (Danny Kaye) masquerades as a court jester for a false king, letting loose a stream of nonsense.
Crash	Inner-city car thief Anthony (rapper Ludacris) opens this Oscar-winning examination of racism in America.
Crash	Los Angeles police sergeant Jack Ryan (Matt Dillon) inappropriately unleashes his stress to social worker Shaniqua (Loretta Devine).
Crimes and Misdemeanors	Prof. Louis Levy's (played by real life author and professor Martin S. Bergmann) monologue during the closing montage of the characters after the events of the film.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon	A beautiful moment from this beautiful movie: outlaw Lo (Chen Chang), hoping that fate will bring them together again, relates a poignant legend to his love Jen (Ziyi Zhang) before she decides to return to her family.
The Crow	Eric's revenge continues with the death of T-Bird (David Patrick Kelly) in a blaze of not-glory.
The Crow	Crime-boss Top Dollar (Michael Wincott) orders his cronies to reevaluate the night of full blown destructive anarchy--"Devils Night"
The Crucible	Driven nearly mad with jealousy, Abigail (Winona Ryder) violently threatens the other girls if they dare to tell anyone their secret. Also included here is a monologue from the play, and not the movie: Abigail has a secret meeting with her once-lover in the woods, on the eve of Elizabeth Proctor's trial. Only available upon request. Please email me for this monologue.
Cruel Intentions	After Sebastian seemingly wins, malicious and scheming Kathyrn (Sarah Michelle Gellar) rips away everything, laughing all the way
Cruel Intentions	Kathyrn (Sarah Michelle Gellar) presents an ultimatum to her stepbrother when he starts to hesitate and develop some morals: shocking.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button	Benjamin Button (Brad Pitt) narrates the series of small incidents that led to a tragedy befalling professional dancer Daisy (Cate Blanchett).
Curse of the Cat People	Reclusive unbalanced New York actress Julia Farren (Julia Dean) befriends a lonely young girl and regales her with one of the local legends.