Pretty Woman
written by J.F. Lawton
Vivian: When I was a little girl... my momma used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often... and I would... I would pretend I was a princess trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. Then suddenly, a knight on a white horse with colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword... and I would wave... and he would climb up the tower, and rescue me. (pause) But never... in all the times that I had this dream did the knight say to me, 'Come on baby, I'll put you up in a great condo.
Kudos and much thanks go to Tom for the donation of this monologue, it is very much appreciated.