written by Joe Raposo
(A parody of one of the Busby Berkley underwater sequences, this ode to Miss Piggy is sung by the assumedly-dubbed Nicky (Charles Grodin) with his insane sideburns, Kermit, and a chorus while Piggy covorts--all within her elaborate dream)
Chorus:
A miracle of spring
A miracle of beauty
Bedazzled by the
Magic of one smile...
A vision of loveliness
A universe of charms
We'll never rest until
You're in our arms
Nicky:
Daffodils...Miss Piggy
Whipporwills...Miss Piggy
Everything that's lovely and warm and,
Spring...Miss Piggy
Fantasy...Miss Piggy
Ecstasy...Miss Piggy
All that's fair or fine or wonderful or anything
Miss Piggy
Nicky with Chorus:
When does the rapture begin and grow
Where does devotion and passion go
Oh, happiness...Miss Piggy
One cares...Miss Piggy
All the world's ever wanted
Was you - a dream come true
Ah, Miss Piggy
It's you
Chorus:
When does the rapture begin and grow
Where does devotion and passion go
Kermit:
Oh, happiness...Miss Piggy
Nicky:
One cares...Miss Piggy
Kermit & Nicky:
All the world's ever wanted
Was you - a dream come true
Chorus with Kermit & Nicky:
Ah, Miss Piggy...
It's you!
It's you!
It's you!
Later, after Miss Piggy has been framed and unjustly arrested, she
yells at Nicky:
You know what? You can't even sing! You were dubbed!
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