"Hey, A Movie!"

written by Joe Raposo

(The opening song sung by newspaper reporters Kermit and Fozzie and photographer Gonzo and the rest of the cast including Charles Grodin...as chaos ensues around them, Gonzo takes a photo of a chicken.)

Over here for a sound file of the first two verses of this song, from Henson.Com

Gonzo: What a fantastic beginning!

Kermit:
Wow! There'll be spectacle
There'll be fantasy
There'll be daring do
And stuff like you would never see
All:
Hey! A movie!
Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo:
Yeah! We're gonna be in a movie!
Kermit:
Starring everybody...!
Fozzie:
-- And me!

Fozzie:
There'll be heroes bold!
There'll be comedy!
And a lot of fuss
That ends for us real happily
All:
Hey! A movie!
Kermit & Fozzie:
We can watch it all develop!
All:
Starring everybody...!
Gonzo:
-- And me!

Gonzo:
We'll take a world
And set it on its ear
All Three:
Come on, join in
We're gonna start right here

(Musical interlude)

Kermit:
There'll be crooks and cops!
There'll be villainy!
But with us on call
We'll fix it all real easily
All:
Hey! A movie!
Fozzie:
Wow! It's gonna be terrific!
All: Starring everybody...!
Nicky (Charles Grodin):
-- And me!

(Musical interlude)

Gonzo: Kermit, I got a great picture of the chicken!
Kermit: Oh good!

All Three:
There'll be mystery
And catastrophe
But it's all in fun
You paid the money -- wait and see!
Hey! A movie!

Sweetums: Is there any way to stop it!?

All:
Starring everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Kermit:
-- And me!

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