You have seen this movie right? Because this monologue gives away something that you would not want to know if you haven't seen the movie (yet). And I wouldn't want you to come after me with an axe or croquet mallet for spoiling the movie for you. It isn't as if this particular movie was some brilliant spectacle and there were tons of plotholes, but it was cool and enjoyable, nevertheless. So...I'm sure you understand...
Peace,
Colin