Mystery, Alaska
written by David E. Kelley
"Skank" Martin: Umm, I just wanted to say, you know. That I'm sorry. Umm, the truth is I don't really think about anything. I play hockey and I fornicate 'cause those are the two most fun things in cold weather. And when I get too old to play in the game, I'll probably just end up a drunk like my Dad. I didn't mean to hurt ya. And um, I know that you being Mayor and all, this game...um...is a real positive reflection on you. Anyway, I'm going to do everything I can to win this game. For Mystery...for dead Bailey...and for you. That's all I came to say.
Kudos and much thanks go to Brian for this monologue, it is very much appreciated.